
What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must be an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it.
David Sedaris (via perfect)
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Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
May 18th • 118,085 notes


